Kimmy Robertson
Nude

When people talk about Kimmy Robertson, they usually mention Twin Peaks, but they’re not just referring to the quirky David Lynch-created TV series in which she starred. As drool-inducing ditz Lucy Moran, Kimmy’s petite but perfectly pert sweater melons kept channel changers goo-ed, er, glued to their sofas throughout the show’s early ’90s run. A bouncy blonde with a Betty Boop voice, Kimmy originally wanted to be a ballerina but wound up taking off her ballet shoes to slip into a skimpy bikini for randy teen romp The Last American Virgin (1982). It wasn’t until 1984 that we got the full visual skin buffet on display in the film Bad Manners. Here we get the hole-y trinity of the 3 B’s to gawk at while playing with the old skin flute. It’s a relatively brief shot while Kimmy steps out of the shower, but the bush looks great even if the carpet doesn’t match the curtains. Mr. Skin has no proclivity for interior design anyway! Although she scored most of her major points with Peaks, you can catch Kimmy’s (unfortunately) clothed cans in Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) and Stuart Little (1999). She’s currently keeping her mouth filled with voiceover work. You can see more of clothed Kimmy in 2017’s TV series Twin Peaks Returns, as well as the film The 420 Movie: Mary & Jane (2020) where she plays Boogie’s Mom. Somehow the idea of Kimmy playing the mom of a pothead seems fitting. Maybe we just like the idea of Kimmy as a MILF!